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PIECE OF CRAP.
1 per pack
Size: Average Regular Human
This thing might be a piece of crap, but it works great. Plus it doubles as an anti-theft device, because why would someone want to steal a board with shit on it?
Now available in anatomically correct, gender specific colors: Men's Brown, Women's Pink
TECHNOLOGIES:
Wipe Proof - Wipe out hard, this pad stays put.
Floater - The foam fibers help them float in powder.
Strapless - Loosely based on step-in binding technology.
POS Design - One Piece construction.
C-Foam - Our specifically formulated rubbery foam blend that's lightweight, heavy duty, and grabs like a crab.
Gripples - Our signature texture: tiny little gripping nipples for maximum grippy-ness.
1 per pack
Size: Average Regular Human
This thing might be a piece of crap, but it works great. Plus it doubles as an anti-theft device, because why would someone want to steal a board with shit on it?
Now available in anatomically correct, gender specific colors: Men's Brown, Women's Pink
TECHNOLOGIES:
Wipe Proof - Wipe out hard, this pad stays put.
Floater - The foam fibers help them float in powder.
Strapless - Loosely based on step-in binding technology.
POS Design - One Piece construction.
C-Foam - Our specifically formulated rubbery foam blend that's lightweight, heavy duty, and grabs like a crab.
Gripples - Our signature texture: tiny little gripping nipples for maximum grippy-ness.